Time Sensitive Mail

I really shouldn't be surprised by what comes out of Virginia when a blog from Virginia is calling this guy a mugwump..



I'm thinking that the information can't be that time sensitive since we got the exact same mailing over a month ago.

I'm surprised that the right thinks the left can get anything done that quickly... it took over a year to pass healthcare and they think that a bill will be passed regarding Washington, D.C's statehood within the next couple of months?



I wonder if the new developments have anything to do with the other mail we received:

They included a handy map on the backside of the envelope:

And just for good measure, an old favorite slightly updated:

WooHoo!  A FREE GIFT!

Dejavu all over again

They "must have backing immediately," but apparently over a month ago and again today is immediately.  I point, once again, to the abysmal grammar on this envelope.

This one is new.

I wonder which judge they are trying to impeach and why.  There are plenty of bad judges on the bench as Reader's Digest points out each month.  I'm guessing this is a "liberal judge" who believes in a woman's right to choose or gay marriage, though.

The "Conservative Hero" or The "Muslim."

It's amazing to me that they're still using the religion card:

But Sarah Palin, "Conservative Hero," will save the day.

I've been thinking a lot about the movie My Fellow Americans with Jack Lemmon and James Garner.  In the end, the whole plot was the brainchild of the underestimated Vice President, played in the manner of W. by John Heard.

Maybe Sarah Palin is much smarter than we think.  Her whole plot may have been similar to The Balloon Boy's parents so that Bristol could get on Dancing with the Stars.

One of these things is not like the other....

Pick out which of these envelopes was mailed to the people who actually live in our home:

And the correct answer is.....

The last one from Credo Mobile.

(You got that, right?)

With the craziness coming off of the outside of the envelopes from the right wing, you won't be surprised at all to see what was inside the left wing envelope that was addressed to me:

Moral of the story:  As much craziness comes from right wing mailings, it appears that the left wing is playing the fear factor as well.

The return of the right wing mail

It's been a while since we've gotten anything and I was starting to wonder if someone had figured out that we're just laughing at their mail at our house.

Lucky for us, there was plenty in the mailbox today.  For your amusement:

Grammar and underlining

There's nothing all that scary about this one, but I question why "what you think" was underlined.  Just "you" would make sense, but underlining the whole phrase changes the emphasis.

GRAMMAR!  "It will be extremely close votes."

The next two "sentences" are, in fact, just fragments that should have been combined to make one complete sentence.

This is just more proof that the next order of business should be educational reform.

This must be the only picture of John Roberts available since they use the EXACT same picture* on every single mailing!  Or maybe it's just the most flattering.

*correction:  looking back at the other envelopes, it isn't the exact same picture.  It turns out he just never changes his facial expression.

A stuffed mailbox today

The last time we saw this one, she was on the right side of the envelope. Apparently, they want to make it even more clear that she's "on the left" and he's "on the right."

The weekend's mailings were so mellow...then it was Monday

mellow: mellow:

Welcome to Crazy town:

There's a storm brewing...

I'm pretty sure the lightning is supposed to indicate a storm brewing...

Topic of the day: Prayer

The Origin of the mailings

Sometimes they're from CA...


(It makes me feel better that tax payers aren't paying for this.)

And sometimes they're from AZ:


Yes, I think we need to STOP that organization which exists solely to defend our Constitutional rights! (I'm having an "American President" moment here: "For the record: yes, I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU. But the more important question is why aren't you, Bob? Now, this is an organization whose sole purpose is to defend the Bill of Rights, so it naturally begs the question: Why would a senator, his party's most powerful spokesman and a candidate for President, choose to reject upholding the Constitution?... America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country can't just be a flag; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms.")




And sometimes they're in DC:
(Saving the battlefields could get ugly? Or are they indicating another Civil War?)


... even on Pennsylvania Avenue: