Time Sensitive Mail

I really shouldn't be surprised by what comes out of Virginia when a blog from Virginia is calling this guy a mugwump..



I'm thinking that the information can't be that time sensitive since we got the exact same mailing over a month ago.

I'm surprised that the right thinks the left can get anything done that quickly... it took over a year to pass healthcare and they think that a bill will be passed regarding Washington, D.C's statehood within the next couple of months?



I wonder if the new developments have anything to do with the other mail we received:

They included a handy map on the backside of the envelope:

And just for good measure, an old favorite slightly updated:

WooHoo!  A FREE GIFT!

Dejavu all over again

They "must have backing immediately," but apparently over a month ago and again today is immediately.  I point, once again, to the abysmal grammar on this envelope.

This one is new.

I wonder which judge they are trying to impeach and why.  There are plenty of bad judges on the bench as Reader's Digest points out each month.  I'm guessing this is a "liberal judge" who believes in a woman's right to choose or gay marriage, though.

The "Conservative Hero" or The "Muslim."

It's amazing to me that they're still using the religion card:

But Sarah Palin, "Conservative Hero," will save the day.

I've been thinking a lot about the movie My Fellow Americans with Jack Lemmon and James Garner.  In the end, the whole plot was the brainchild of the underestimated Vice President, played in the manner of W. by John Heard.

Maybe Sarah Palin is much smarter than we think.  Her whole plot may have been similar to The Balloon Boy's parents so that Bristol could get on Dancing with the Stars.

One of these things is not like the other....

Pick out which of these envelopes was mailed to the people who actually live in our home:

And the correct answer is.....

The last one from Credo Mobile.

(You got that, right?)

With the craziness coming off of the outside of the envelopes from the right wing, you won't be surprised at all to see what was inside the left wing envelope that was addressed to me:

Moral of the story:  As much craziness comes from right wing mailings, it appears that the left wing is playing the fear factor as well.

The return of the right wing mail

It's been a while since we've gotten anything and I was starting to wonder if someone had figured out that we're just laughing at their mail at our house.

Lucky for us, there was plenty in the mailbox today.  For your amusement: